The best political thriller and Harlequin authors could not come up with this scenario. One of the highest intelligence officers of the land, CIA Director David H. Petraeus, resigned from his post because of the extramarital affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell. The relationship was exposed by FBI, alerted by a possible contender, Jill Kelley, after she was threatened by Broadwell.
The story gets better. Top military commander in Afghanistan, General John Allen, is not under scrutiny for horny emails exchanged with Jill Kelley. Between 20,000 and 30,000 of them! Americans want their money back.
Wait, wait. One of the FBI agents conducting the investigation is now suspended for emailing his shirtless pictures to Jill Kelley. What a relief. No boner exchange. Obviously, Anthony Weiner is missing on some hot, textile-less action here.
The top 10 list of Paula Broadwell’s new bestsellers of 2012
- 10. “Pearl Hambone”
- 9. “Tank tops and turrets”
- 8. “Foreskin-star general: David H. Petraeus”
- 7. “Is this bayonet in your pocket?”
- 6. “Balls Deep”
- 5. “Short barrel howitzer”
- 4. “Fire is the glory hole!”
- 3. “Kneel and gimme 50″
- 2. “Don’t shoot! I’m coming!”
- 1. “History of a hummer”
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